~~~~@=: snail

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

RED VENTED YALL!!! Sussy amogus drip

Lets do a amoung us streak instead guys!!!

Bro under me ruined the minecraft streak

ur an amazing minecraft legend yay! not a dick at all!! (get edited)

I did NOT agree to be in the trailer.

You cannot afford, ‘ford ‘Ford my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent!!

It's a new day, Gotta stay alive. Just answer is it your will to survive. Playing hardcore all alone. I've gotta get to the end on my own. Grabbing my dick, Got some things to find. I know I have to explore it's a grind. Building a house, A new home Journey into the unknown. If you can craft, You can mine Or use a sword you decide, Just do your best in this fight. There is only one way through the night. Here in this hell, I've been once before. Getting that blaze rod I need just one more. Make no mistake Not this time. Victory soon will be mine. Got what I need, Got all my supplies. I want to conquer the end, That's my prize. Who is that girl? I don't know. Is she a friend or a foe? If you can craft, You can mine Or use a sword you decide. Just do your best in this fight, There is only one way through the night. This is the goal we've been working for, Defeat the ender dragon, Win the war. There's no way back, Down below. Into the void we will go. Desolate place now we're all alone, We have to fight to the death, Can't go home. No option to run away, Give it our best, Win the day. If you can craft, You can mine Or use a sword, You decide. Just do your best in this fight, There is only one way through the night. If you can craft, You can mine Or use a sword, You decide. Just do your best in this fight, There is only one way through the night

Its right behind me isnt it?? *gulps and turns around* AH! A creepy creeper!! W-w-w-w-whatever shall I do?!?!

Creeper Aw man So we back in the mine Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side Side-side to side This task, a grueling one Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up You hear a sound, turn around and look up Total shock fills your body Oh no, it's you again I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes Eyes-eyes-eyes Cause, baby, The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain) Just when you think you're safe Overhear some hissing from right behind Right-right behind That's a nice life you have Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time Blows up Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up Get inside, don't be tardy So now you're stuck in there Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die Die-die-die Cause, baby, The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain) Creepers, you're mine, haha Dig up diamonds, And craft those diamonds And make some armor, Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight Every single day and the whole night Creeper's out prowlin', woo, alright Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new? And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it Cause, baby, The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain) Cause, baby, The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)

I am placing blocks and shit because I'm in fucking minecraft

I....am STEVE

i am minin blocks n shit cuz im in fuckin minecraaaaft... OOOOOOH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO SHIT WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT SHIT. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE MINECRAFT MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY COBBLESTONE YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY COOKED STEAK YOU CONSUME AND EVERY DIAMOND SHOVEL YOU BREAK, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH MINECRAFT TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.